Things You Actually Need in Your Hospital Bag

Every expectant mother has trawled the internet looking for lists of what you need in your hospital bag. Stop Googling. It’s here, the definitive list of what you will, and definitely will not, need.

You will definitely need:

  • A large, soft night shirt – one that can be lifted for breast feeding or cover your nether regions between contractions. Steal one from your Husband or treat yourself to one from M&S. Who cares if you look like your Nan, there’s a baby that needs to get out of your body. Definitely comfort over style on this occasion ladies! 
  • A rubber ring or a round cushion (if you plan to deliver naturally) – when your lady parts feel like they fought 10 rounds with Mike Tyson, you don’t want any weight on your tender area. This seemingly extravagant pillow from JoJo Maman Bebe was totally worth the investment. I used it for sleeping with while I was pregnant, to lift my bum up after I gave birth and now I use it to put my baby in. Multi-purpose! And don’t worry, it comes with a washable pillow case.
  • Mega fat pants with loose waistbands – There’s so much indignity you need the pant equivalent of a cuddle from your mum. Some big, soft cotton briefs! These M&S pants were good. Following my c-section I had to cut through the elastic at the top, but they were great for after my vaginal delivery, when I just wanted a nice soft fabric that would hold an enormous maternity pad. 
  • Leggings – again, comfort over style. There’s no way I could have gone home in jeans, even maternity ones. Chances are you’ll be shuffling from the ward to your front door via a car so as long as the camel toe is covered up, another day in leggings won’t kill you. 
  • Fat socks and a hoody – and anything else cosy that helps you feel less violated. 
  • Phone charger – you’ll want your camera to take a hundred photos of your little munchkin and you’ll want to beg your lift home to get there faster. 
  • Bank card – for TV or music to drown out the sound of other people’s babies crying. 
  • Dry shampoo – there are no hair driers  and you might not be able to move if you have to have surgery. A volumising Batiste is my favourite. I like oomph. 
  • A fluffy towel – you’ll want to scrub yourself from top to bottom (except you won’t want to touch your very sore bottom) removing all trace of the hands and eyes that have been on you. So go soft. M&S are again a winner with their Egyptian cotton towels
  • Toothbrush, lip balm, mascara and powder/tinted moisturiser – these items create your new mum look. Get used to it fitty! 
  • Maternity pads – not sanitary towels, I cannot stress this enough! I got thrush and had to have steroid cream for the irritation done by wearing the wrong kind. Do not make this mistake!
  • Baby stuff – this is the easy bit. Vests in newborn and 0-3 month sizes, baby grows (same sizes), a hat, a blanket, nappies and wipes. Water wipes are my fave, I have a monthly ‘subscribe and save’ with Amazon making wipes, nappies and toilet roll much cheaper. Plus I never run out. Oh don’t forget the car seat otherwise you can’t leave the  hospital. 

You definitely will not need:

  • Dressing gown – hospitals are so bloody hot
  • Magazines or books – you’re a mum now. These things are there to collect dust, nothing more.
  • Eyeshadow & eyeliner – and anything else that takes more than 3 seconds to apply 
  • An underwired bra – it takes me months to get back into these, especially if breast feeding. Stick with the softies until your boobies deflate. 
  • Earphones – you don’t wanna look like a bad mum straight away. Give it a week at least. 

Let me know anything I’ve forgotten.  And don’t forget to share with all your pregnant friends!

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