Things That Will Help You Navigate the Pavement

You know that awkward moment when you’re walking along the pavement that’s only wide enough for one, and someone is coming the other way? What’s the correct etiquette? Who risks their life? Here’s my guide to navigating the pavement…

Teenagers are the jokers sadly.  

Able Bodied Adult trumps Teenager

Old Able Person trumps Able Bodied Adult  

Able Bodied Person With Multiple Dogs trumps Old Able Person

Mum With Pram trumps Able Bodied Person With Multiple Dogs 

Person On Crutches trumps Mum With Pram  

Mum With Pram and Multiple Children trumps Person On Crutches 

Nursery Group Outing trumps Mum With Pram and Multiple Children

Multiple Old People with Walking Apparatus trumps Nursery group outing  

Wheelchair trumps Multiple Old People with Walking Apparatus

Wheelchair beats all. 

So there you have it. Confusion no longer. I’m thinking of getting cards made.

THINGS THAT HELP YOU NAVIGATE THE PAVEMENT #PeppasCampervan
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