You know that awkward moment when you’re walking along the pavement that’s only wide enough for one, and someone is coming the other way? What’s the correct etiquette? Who risks their life? Here’s my guide to navigating the pavement…
Teenagers are the jokers sadly.
Able Bodied Adult trumps Teenager
Old Able Person trumps Able Bodied Adult
Able Bodied Person With Multiple Dogs trumps Old Able Person
Mum With Pram trumps Able Bodied Person With Multiple Dogs
Person On Crutches trumps Mum With Pram
Mum With Pram and Multiple Children trumps Person On Crutches
Nursery Group Outing trumps Mum With Pram and Multiple Children
Multiple Old People with Walking Apparatus trumps Nursery group outing
Wheelchair trumps Multiple Old People with Walking Apparatus
Wheelchair beats all.
So there you have it. Confusion no longer. I’m thinking of getting cards made.
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